i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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