SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
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she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
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Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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