"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Randomize
