And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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