Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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