On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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