mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
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then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
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Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.