you mean i was at the winter classic?
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
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I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
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Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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