it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
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