Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
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