Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
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