i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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