I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
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Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
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You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
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