I must be too annoying 4 u.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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