you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
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He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
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I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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