I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
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sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
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HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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