Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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