I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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