You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
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there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
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Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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