Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
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