just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Terrible idea I love it
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I love you. Go after that dick
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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