So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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