real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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