I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
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i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
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My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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