i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
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She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
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Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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