But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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