Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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