Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Just high enough for therapy.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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