hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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