there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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