When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Randomize
