a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
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