I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
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we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
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Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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