I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Randomize
