If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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