i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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