Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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