Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
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Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
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the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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