I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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