so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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