i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that