I'm lost and stupid without you.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
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she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
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So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)