Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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