shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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