Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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