I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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