u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
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listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
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His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
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