brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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