I'm drive I can fine osifer
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
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