Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
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he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
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Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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