So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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