D3 body, D1 cock
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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