just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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