you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
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He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
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Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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