Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Do vagina's smell?
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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