OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Randomize
